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Fire Jon Barry – Even When He’s Not Broadcasting, People Hate Him

Paying close attention to Jon Barry has made it clear that people have had enough. People write about him being terrible even when he is not broadcasting that night. I think that’s impressive. Below is a storify of tweets since JB last broadcasted. [View the story "Fire Jon Barry" on Storify]

If David Kahn Can Do It, So Can Jon Barry

Checking out the NBA twitter today, I came across this gem: — Zachary Bennett (@ZacharyBD) March 19, 2014 David Kahn, teaching a course on “the Art of the Deal.”  Bet there won’t be a lot of Wolves fans in the room for that talk. Having David Kahn teach a course on the Art ofContinue Reading

Fire Jon Barry Broadcast Breakdown January 31st (Warriors vs. Jazz)

This broadcast is must-watch TV for the Fire Jon Barry movement.  JB uses the entire arsenal of horrendous analysis.  He is pretty much on fire throughout the broadcast, on a spectacular run of annoying that put Phil Simms and Reggie Miller on notice.  JB is the king.  The broadcast features head-scratching analysis of “screen andContinue Reading

Fire Jon Barry – The Replacements

I don’t want to be the guy who just complains about something without suggesting alternatives – something inherently Jon-Barry-like about the laziness of that approach. I do want Jon Barry fired, though. Since I do, probably makes sense to suggest some options if the Fire Jon Barry movement is successful. (Keeping it upful and rightContinue Reading

Blake Griffin Dunk in Traffic

When Jon Barry doesn’t announce the games, stuff like this happens.

Top Rankin’

Finally took over the top Google result for “Fire Jon Barry” with our widely credited piece about the Jon Barry F-Bomb extravaganza. #traction

Fire Jon Barry Storify March 7th Broadcast Analysis

We had some technical issues with being able to break down video tonight, so are letting the people do the talking.  This is what Twitter looks like, more or less, each time Jon Barry broadcasts. The big news of tonight is clearly the Fuckin F Bomb Jon Barry dropped on air, but good to seeContinue Reading

Jon Barry Four Fucking Jumpers

On tonight’s broadcast of the Bulls / Grizzlies matchup tonight, JB let it be known that Gasol had knocked down “Four Fucking Jumpers” We are hard at work trying to get video of this, and will post it as soon as we have it. (EDIT: Seems to be some that thought he said “flat-footed jumpers”Continue Reading

Fire Jon Barry Misfits